There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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