so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
there is glitter all over my balls
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