it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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