It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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