Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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