dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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