Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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