I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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