To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together