Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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