I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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