Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
These tits shall not be calmed
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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