; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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