She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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