Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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