I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
