3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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