# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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