You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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