Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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