That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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