it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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