Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
3pm strippers are depressing
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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