He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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