I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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