Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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