haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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