Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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