Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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