Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
This is my gift to your gina
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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