Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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