i just wanna soil my oats bro
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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