It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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