this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
don't judge my taste in strippers
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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