I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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