can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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