He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
