She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
The Olympian is in my bed
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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