let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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