I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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