fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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