Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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