btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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