then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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