just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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