is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away