She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her