I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
please come you make the beer taste better
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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