You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
there was a trapeze. enough said
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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