this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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