So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
birth control should be required to get into college
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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