So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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