i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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