She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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