tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is Oprah even human
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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