He's been sleeping iwht ***
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i think i have herpe
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?