nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?