Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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